Love is in the Air

Hello Lovers

Its a Rocket ?
Its a Plane ?
Its a Alien ?
It is Love in the air !!

Its Valentine and since every other guy is writing about it, being only a 2 blogs old blogger, i thought it is my duty, ummmm naa "duty" does not describe the exact feeling,
Ummmmmm
Hmmmmm
Oh I got it.
yes Compelled, Compelled exactly. I am compelled to write something about love.

Given that I am single.
Half or my female readers, would be smiling with one side of their lip, streaching till their ear right now XD. And And how can I forget our beloved Dadu people aswell :-p. For prople who dont know what Dadu is, Legends say that Its a place full of Gay people, It is said even the birds fly with one wing over there.

Given that I am single.
And I am that because Bruce Wayne cannnot have a girlfriend.
I need to save Gotham.
And just for the record, Gomez was with me before she went to Bieber.
Apni Salena yaar !!

Coming back to the topic.
Love is in the air. Its valentine guys, Day of the lover.
I will be giving a couple of advices. Read them, They might help you.

One advice to all my young friends out there, instead of finding cornor, this time do something more meaning full. I am not against kissing, But if I would have been a girl, I would have wanted to be kissed in yacht in the sea, or on the terrace in the moonlight. Be romentic guys, Being a pervert is depressing.

Get flowers, Though this is very cheesy, and I myself never gave Selena flowers, But this is something I will recommened you to do. Girls like flowers, As we like driving fast, Girls like flowers, Chocolate. Get your girlfriend heart shaped chocolate, this will really make her smile. If she doesnt, Give her the advice to change her gender.

Second advice would be to be sweet. If you cant take your women out, talk nicely to her, make her laugh, if you cant make good jokes, watch something funny, if you cant do that then tickle her, Just make her laugh. Everybody loves raymond and Everybody loves laughing.
Compliment her.
Tell her she looks so amazing despite the 5 inch out tummy she has.
Tell her She is most beautifull women ever. Womens always buy that and this make them happy.
Make your women happy dude, because for every thing else there is a master card ;-).

Thid Advice:
Write a love letter to your girl.
Do something different.
Get her Bangles.
Maker her feel like a women, Dont let her walk, carry her to your apartment.
Tell her you want your children to come out from there and then poke ur finger in her stomach.
Watch a classic romentic instead of going to watch Roy.
Be Stupid. Be Differnet. Be Romentic.

Since I am a muslim.
I will recommed you guys not to have unlawful sex.
Trust me Sex is over-rated.
Bruce wayne has had so many women, you wont even belive if i told you the number.
I will repeat Sex is over-rated.
You should be more focused on not to break her heart rather then intending to break something else.

In the end I will give the advice to my single readers.
Dont i act like half of the world read my blogs ??
Being optimistic is bliss =D.
whoever is single, dude if you have nothing else to do go to the Airport.
Its one of my favorite place.
Relative coming to see their loved ones.
Childrens waiting for their father to come out from the terminal and they will run cand ling on to his legs. Wives hugging their Husbands. A son touching the feet of her mother who have just came after the pilgrimage. =)

Love is in the air !!